So the other day my daddy was talking all sorts of nonsense about some guy named T.S. Eliot who said "April is the cruelest month." Well I tell you what, that guy was an idiot, because April was AWESOME!
For one thing, mommy went to some stupid place called Florida for a week. She had fun and brought me back some presents, but I was left alone with daddy. He's pretty cool, I guess. I'm so mobile now, I did take a little tumble when he was watching me and I got a bruise on my head. It didn't really hurt, but I still milked it for some attention!
Then we went over to Uncle Troy and Aunt Shawn's for Easter lunch. It was sweet, because my cousin Aaron is a little older than me, and I get all his old toys. I got some new stuff too! Grandma and Grandpa got me some bath tub toys, and a card. The card was cool and all, but I was all like WHERE'S THE MONEY?!?!?!? A girl's gotta have some cash, after all.
And I've been partying, pretty much non-stop. It's what I'm born to do after all. I've gotten TWO TEETH, and am really digging chewing on my toys.
And we get to go outside all the time now! Woof woof runs around like a maniac, and I get the play in the yard and inspect the flowers. I'm still not too sure about this grass stuff, but I'll get used to it. I'll tell you what though, nature is freaking awesome!
And, hang on to your hats folks. You know how much fun I had when mommy took me to the swings. Well, a few weeks ago I GOT ONE OF MY OWN!!! I swear, my parents are millionaires and they're just not telling me. (You can see woof woof in this picture. She's all sorts of crazy!)
So, yo, T.S. Eliot or whatever - you're an idiot dude! April RULES!!!
